An interview

Interviewer :Let me check your word Power...
Candidate:O k Sir .....

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.
Candidate: hmmmm..... Bad

Interviewer : Come
Candidate: Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.
Candidate: beautiful.

Interviewer : beautiful?
Candidate: UGLYYYYYYYYY..

Interviewer : Shut Up.
Candidate: Keep Talking.

Interviewer Ok now stop these all..
Candidate: now carry on this all

IInterviewer : friend,..........
Candidate: enemy.......................

Interviewer : Get Out.
Candidate: Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.
Banta : Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Candidate: I m selected...Thank u thank u sir

Here is an old story which speaks the girl advantage......
     When you complete reading you will say it absolutely right....have a look

When a Girl Cries                                        --The World "Consoles" her
But when a boy cries                                   -- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy                                   - Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl                                      - Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys                           -- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl -                              -He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident                       - Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident             -- "Don't you know how to Drive" 

                        People in the community have such attitude.So we-the boys- should stand up and raise our voice for equality...

   The poor boys are roaming around the girls like a bodyguard and when something happens all are against us....blame this attitude.......